You a mean alligator
You a defenestrator
You got me running and a running
Just a toy for your funning
You a vile crocodile
With your bloody smile
You may have southern charm
But I know you’ll do me harm
Such a beautiful southern belle
Sent me through Louisiana hell
Notes
- It is my attempt at an Elton John/Bernie Taupin ripoff that started with the two opening lines that popped into my head and expanded naturally from there and is meant to be set to music.
- This was not written about any southern belles I may know in person so please don’t take offense.